Honest lawyer

What do you call an honest lawyer ? Broke .

Early shopper

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent （仁慈的） mood as he...

Excess billing hours

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...

Dirty taste...

Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to...

Two questions

"You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two...

You won't go to jail

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a...

Lawyer in a plane going down

The pilot on a small plane announced that the plane was going to crash and...

Car trouble

A Rabbi, a Monk , and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car...

You wont go to jail

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a...

That's not fair

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he...

Interview at the firm

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it...

Do what you can 尽力而为就好

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and...

4 doctors

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The...

"the interview" a one-act play

Applicant : "I'm looking for a job as a consultant ."   Employer: "I'm...

Question and answer jokes

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger...

Jury duty

A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from...

3 questions

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates....

The bronze statues

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's...

Court witness

The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an...

Lawyer priorities

In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams...

One side of the case 一面之辞

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be...

Justice system

What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate...

Thats a real bargain

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his...

Actual stupid questions asked

The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from...

The foreman's position 陪审团主席

A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant ,...

Like to f#ck her!

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking...

Lawyers take everything

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...

How many lawyers?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?   The real question...

Rules for hunting lawyers

Washington state attorney season and bag limits 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any...

Lawyer jokes

1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They weren't...

Caring with hair

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks...

Increase

An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for...

Who's heart is better

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells...

Both attorneys have been identified

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar...

Do you serve lawyers

A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash . He asked the...

Good start

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

A lawyer and a pig

Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?    A: Nothing, there's...

Eloquent plea

The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her...

Sober as a judge

A crown court judge was out on the town one Friday evening, partaking of...

Fool

“Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting...

What type of tracks?

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...

Smart dog

A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest...

Lawyer's trust

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch,...

Mars trip

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars . Only one could go...

Good sight 好视力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the...

Experience

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your...

Three people 三个人

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly,...

Ounces of brain for sale

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a...

Dirty car

A man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and...

You'd better not talk with him

Mr Brown had lived in a village before he became a famous lawyer . He...