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十大奇葩请假借口

If you really are sick, don't come to work and spread your germs around the office. But if you just want to stay home, go with, "I'm running a fever," rather than one of these ridiculous excuses.
 
1. I just put a casserole in the oven.
 
2. My plastic surgery needed some "tweaking" to get it just right.
 
3. I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood up, I fell and broke my ankle.
 
4. I had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.
 
5. I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it.
 
6. I had a "lucky night" and didn't know where I was.
 
7. I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out.
 
8. I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically.
 
9. I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.
 
10. I accidentally got on a plane.