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To prove it 验证

Someone asked a little boy: "Is a pound of lead heavier than a pound of...

Grass eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass...

No connection with medicine 与药无关

When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said:...

As the elegant demeanor was 风采依旧

Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he...

Take thee to a nunnery

Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a...

My dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But...

Peeing-eye dog

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to...

A foolish chicken

Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his...

Zizz...

The preacher(传教士,牧师) was vexed (焦急的,生气的) because a certain member of his...

How his pig's doing

Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual...

我看见五头驴

One day a farmer bought four donkeys in the marketplace in the village.   He...

Joke: small head

A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an...

The umbrella 雨伞

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put...

An opponent lost his head

While making a long, dull speech, a politician received a great deal of...

Ze french art thief

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.  ...

Class, lass and ass 班级、情人和蠢驴

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next...

Super model crash

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super...

Proper job placement

Methods from Human Resources...   1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.   2....

Logic 哪一门逻辑

Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment,...

The name of a poet 诗人的名字

The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory...

Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined...

Southern piece

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern...

Organization plan of the future

The exec(执行,主任参谋) was making a presentation to the company board: "Computers...

An economical budget 节俭预算

I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.   Next to...

Tempting terrorism

Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They...

Insane dialogue

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"  ...

Perfect match

A wealthy matron(主妇,保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique (古董) vase that she...

Joke: redneck family tree

Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who...

Identification 身份证明

A man went to the village post office to fetch a registered letter. The...

Only once

A novice (初学者,新手) lion tamer(驯狮者) was being interviewed. "I understand your...

Prepositions

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to...

Cd player cd唱机

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the...

The alligator and the shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...

Monkey business 带它去动物园

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey...

Free drinks for everybody

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...

I am a busy man 我是个忙人

One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to...

Patience

A wealthy matron(主妇) is so proud of a valuable antique (古老的) vase that she...

I need a raise

Presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss.   The...

Beautiful hat 漂亮的帽子

Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said , "I am going to go to the...

Computer illiterates

A Dell customer called to say the couldn't get his computer to fax anything....

He thinks he's a refrigerator

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something...

Hogarth 霍迦斯

Hogarth The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh...

Deep in the hills

An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people....

The email

A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The...

Two dollars

Jim walked into a store which had a sign outside: " Second-hand clothes...

King and knave 国王和无赖

George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play...

A private conversation

Last week I went to the theatre . I had a good seat . The play was...

Not your mama's chili

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices...

How could anyone stoop so low?

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man....

Help! doctor 急诊

"Help!  Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed...