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Managerial mishaps

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack , and the doctor told...

Blind,blond & ballsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna...

Us highway 22

The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a...

Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The...

Joke: the job security quiz

The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current...

Quick reaction

My battery commander(连长) and I were interviewing candidates for a position...

Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚镍币

Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in...

Goethe's tolerance 歌德的容忍

Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in...

Home medical remedy

A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the...

Hen's legs 母鸡的腿

Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool . If the hen's legs...

Joke: traveling on the train

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together...

A nerd, a nude, and a bike

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up...

Letter from mum

Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....

Moving from the city

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He...

Salt water

A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His...

New boots

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive...

A cucumber, a carrot and a banana

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot...

Senioritis

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under...

Final exams

One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig...

Old clyde

One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this...

Excuse for speeding 超速的理由

Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police...

The itchy midget

A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls...

No manners? 没礼貌?

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You...

It is an oak tree 这是一棵橡树

One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays.   They...

Twenty four little hours

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news...

A whole hour 整整一小时

Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered...

The hat

Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said , "I'm going to go to the...

All-purpose dissolvent 万能溶剂

A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of  all-purpose...

We close at nine 我们9点关门

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve...

Something is wrong with your cars

Robert was a clever young man and got on well with his classmates. They all...

The heaven and the hell

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory (炼狱) ,...

The ability of the kangaroo 袋鼠的能力

The ability of the Kangaroo The zoo built a special eight-foot-high...

Joke: so screwed

Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at his...

Do you know your monkey?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.    He takes his first sip and sets...

This way to request 如是请求

I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small...

A great man 一名伟人

A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive...

Speeding

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a...

It's too late 太晚了

A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would...

I'm a chicken 我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist : What's your problem?   Patient: I think I'm a chicken.  ...

A chihuahua in a bar

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash .   She sits...

Fit for tat 以牙还牙

The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a...

When time talks

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends...

What a way to go

There are two guys in a bar...one says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is...

Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer,"...

Beware the ides of march

It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by...

$250 due for a consultation 咨询费250美元

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed , beelines for a butcher shop and...

Joke: several affairs

First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful...

A blind beggar 醉汉和盲人乞丐

A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for...

Who signed the declaration of independence

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the...

I owe you for a float

Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago, when he was sixty, he...