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The greatest baseball player ever
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that...
Talking dog for sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in...
The parrot
A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This...
Liver and cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a...
Life as a female bear
f you're a bear, you get to hibernate . You do nothing but sleep for six...
A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear?...
Animal complaints
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot....
Cross-eyed rottweiler
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog's...
Nursing pup
The man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the...
Dead kitty
Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late...
Purpose of the dog
A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Golfer 高尔夫球手
Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill(蚁冢) .   Rather than...
Ambitious mother
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of...
A thesis advisor 论文导师是谁
It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his...
Special pig
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door,...
Replacement rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a...
Sitting and doing nothing
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,...
A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"   Barman says: "No."  ...
The cheese and the mouse
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very...
Two rabbits
There were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred. They were being tested in a...