English Story

A duck walks into a bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
 
Barman says: "No."
 
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
 
Barman says: "No."
 
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
 
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
 
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
 
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
 
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
 
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
 
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
 
Barman says: "No"
 
Duck says: "Got any bread?