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To profit from a misfortune 因祸得福
A man was a butterfingers(手脚笨拙的人) . He had been suffering from unemployment...
How did i do? 我干得怎么样?
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an...
A chimpanzee and a norwegian
In 1990 the Swedes sent their first rocket up into outer space with a crew...
Never mind 坐到了后坐上
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've...
The same action yields the same result
A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and...
Where am i 我在哪儿
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside . He saw...
Why do you never phone me?
Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead , but she has one...
Joke: constipated kitty
Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes...
The same duties 相同的职责
The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly,...
Pimp
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm ? A: A pimp.
From alabama
It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a...
A drunk decides to go ice fishing 酒鬼钓鱼
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking...
Make love to a ghost
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
I want those two back
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch...
Trained parrot
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who...
Salts
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining...
Excuse 借口
A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit...
Try the hat 试帽子
A woman was busy making an Irish stew (炖肉) when her husband came in from...
The bathtub test
During a visit to the mental asylum , a visitor asked the Director what the...
Fantasy island
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.   One day a beautiful...