Humors Dumbpeople - English Story

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A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique （古董） vase that she...

Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who...

A man went to the village post office to fetch a registered letter. The...

Only once

A novice （初学者，新手） lion tamer（驯狮者） was being interviewed. "I understand your...

Prepositions

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to...

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey...

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...

One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to...

Patience

A wealthy matron（主妇） is so proud of a valuable antique （古老的） vase that she...

Presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss. The...

Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said , "I am going to go to the...

A Dell customer called to say the couldn't get his computer to fax anything....

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something...

Hogarth The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh...

An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people....

The email

A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The...

Two dollars

Jim walked into a store which had a sign outside: " Second-hand clothes...

George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play...