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Canine complex
A man walked into the office of the eminent (杰出的,有名的) psychiatrist (精神病学家)...
What's the weather?
It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation In South...
Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了
Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at...
Joke: worst golf foursome
Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind? Monica Lewinski...OJ...
Redneck at the beach
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
To borrow an ox 借公牛一用
To Borrow an Ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know...
Bear left
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.   ...
You will soon get used to it
An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish...
Joke: the blind man
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was...
Body builder light bulb
Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?   A: Nine....
旅行社笑话一则
A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to...
You may put my beard on again
A man who sold brooms went into a barber 's shop to get shaved. The barber...
英语笑话:谁欠谁钱
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed , beelines for a butcher shop and...
The king and his stories
Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not...
Please call
A Newspaper carried this classified ad, "The man who picked up my wallet on...
Class, lass and ass
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote...
To put in a light bulb
Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb?   A: Only one...but it...
Goldfish 金鱼
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In...
The sick man and the doctor
A sick man received a visit from his doctor, who asked him how he was.  ...
The looney bin 疯人院
The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted,...