Humors Dumbpeople - English Story

Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing,...

Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. ...

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't...

Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look...

Man: Doctor, I'm getting very forgetful. Doctor: I see, Mr. Brown. Won't...

A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an...

Fishing costs

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment -...

A salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for...

Three feet

Dotty（薄弱的，精神不定的） Aunt Muriel received a letter one morning. While reading...

The plane

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just...

No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you?...

Good Sight Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the...

A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:...

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my...

英语作文

以下是发生在台湾的真实故事　　某年大学联招英文作文试题，请考生看完前段提示後接着完成全文－－提示如下：　　 One day the black...

A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch...

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens....

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who...

Billy jo

it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and...