English Story

The absent-minded professor 心不在焉的教授

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
 
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
 
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
 
心不在焉的教授:天哪!有人偷了我的钱包!
 
妻子:你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋?
 
心不在焉的教授:感觉到了,可我还以为那是我的手呢。