A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch at the local when they spotted a lamb caught fast in the fence.
Ahrr, Jem, I could wish that was Anna Kournikova stuck in that fence like that,".
Jem replied "Well, I'm just wishing it was dark".
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it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that...
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and...
I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other...
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom....
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his...
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a...
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming...