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10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: The monitor...

At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice...

To the nines

One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus...

DEAR REDNECK SON, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read...

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack , and the doctor told...

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna...

Us highway 22

The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a...

Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The...

The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current...

My battery commander（连长） and I were interviewing candidates for a position...

Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in...

Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in...

A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the...

Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool . If the hen's legs...

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together...

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up...

Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He...

Salt water

A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His...

New boots

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive...