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We left nothing 我们什么也没留下
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note...
A poor housekeeper 差劲的主妇
A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend...
Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
Who was the first man A teacher said to her class: “Who was the first man?”...
Perfect match 绝配
A wealthy matron(主妇,保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she...
I don't think i know 我不知道啊
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"   John:...
Airport (飞机场)
A  stewardess  (空中小姐)  wore  a sparkling  gold  necklace , a  plane  model ...
Big surprise 大吃一惊
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in? Local yokel : Yes, sir. When I...
不入虎穴焉得虎子
某日,一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:凭我的造诣,没有什麽成语不知道的,就连中国成语也难不倒我!! 於是同学纷纷发问.........
A problem in arithmetic 一个数学问题
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic...
Father's things 父亲的东西
Father's Things When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as...
One point 一分之差
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the...
Only one instance 傻瓜来信
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several...
Sometimes it's hard to know when to stop
An old man went to the doctor and began to pour out his problems. As the...
Fat man and thin man 饥荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks,"...
A white lie 善意的谎言
A middle-aged couple went to the gallery.   The wife who was nearsighted,...
The way to keep away flies 驱蝇妙招
There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell...
Goodbye, money 再见,美元
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children...
Clean glass 干净的杯子
Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The...
Money and friends
A: Which do you find more important , money or friends? B: Friends, of...
Tonight i want to have some peace and quiet
"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour ....