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Fast asleep
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking...
Calming your son 让你儿子静下来
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming,...
Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern (酒馆,客栈) , sits down at the bar, and orders a...
Patience 耐心
My friend and I were busy mending fences when my house-keeper arrived....
Tightwad 吝啬鬼
Joe Schmidt, although very wealthy, was a tightwad.   One day he and his...
The personals 征婚启事
Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult...
A better mailman 一个更好的邮递员
I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I...
Not learn to spend money 没学会花钱
A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she...
卖瓦盆的小贩
A peddler(小贩) sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:"...
I'll change my name 我会改一个名字
At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company....
Rope or ox? 绳子还是公牛?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer...
Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉
Customer : Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish .  ...
Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别抽烟
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor,...
Sorry 对不起
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling...
An old woman went to a supermarket
An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent...
I am his second wife 我就是他的第二太太
A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet . Neither of them...
Too traditional 太传统
A Chinese emperor ordered one of his servants to find him a hundred-year-old...
I never laid an egg 我从来不会下蛋
Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.   Friend:...
Always share 分享一切
An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca...
I always do
Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the...