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A little boy's age 一个小男孩的年龄
One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.   A little boy...
Compliment 恭维的话
"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, "...
Honesty 诚实
A man went to an insurance office to have his life insured. The manager of...
My capital has been frozen 我的资产已被冻结
My cousin always " borrows " money from her older brother's piggy bank,...
I know i could count on you 我知道你会帮我
Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're...
Dinner's ready 晚餐准备好了
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I...
Giving degrees 授予学位
Woodrow Wilson disapproved very strongly of indiscriminate(无差别的) giving of...
Who's carrying the bags
My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on...
Excuse for speeding 赶紧到达那里
Excuse for Speeding   Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police...
My god 我的上帝啊
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five...
Your coat is on fire 您的大衣着火了
Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of...
The smart old lady 聪明的老太太
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into...
超强的中式英语大搜罗
中文式英语短语   go and look! 走着瞧   good good study,day day up 好好学习,天天向上   No Mao...
What is a traitor? 什么是叛徒?
What is a traitor ? Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"...
The horse can talk 马会说话
A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him...
Keys or kiss 钥匙还是接吻
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had...
A soldier's brilliant idea
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business,...
Boring lectures 无聊的课
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape...
Sunset 日落
Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting...
The ugliest baby 最丑的小孩
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the...