English Story
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Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷
A shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a...
Always thirsty 总感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a...
Englishman 一个英国人
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the...
Improvement 进步
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming...
Wait for your salary 你等着发工资吧
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your...
Let the chicken live
I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit...
The formula for water 水的分子式
The formula for water Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?...
Where am i 我这是在哪儿
Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his...
My first and my last第一次与最后一次
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it....
Mr brown and his car 布朗先生和他的汽车
Mr.Brown lives in a small town, but then he gets a job in a big city and...
A better dishwasher 一台更好的洗碗机
Mrs Williams lived in a small street in London, and now she had a new...
Response 回应
Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh...
Save money 省钱
Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.  ...
The nice wedding gift
The Nice Wedding Gift We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son....
I'm not even thirsty 我一点都不渴
Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment...
Hours of consultation 诊疗时间
It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard...
Much worse 那就更糟了
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?...
Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚五分镍币
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed...
一分钟一百万
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a...
Two attorneys 两个律师
Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they...