Humors Shuangyu - English Story

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers...

Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes....

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths ? ...

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for...

A bright boy left his family, going to new York to seek his fortune. None of...

A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you,...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His...

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud...

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while...

The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay...

Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Jack : Yes....

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do...

"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, "...

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle（一群） of cars...

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State...

A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided to tell him the truth. He...

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce . "I...

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his...

The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff. "I saw you arguing...

A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his...