Humors Shuangyu - English Story

Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender...

Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons discussed the gifts they were...

One day Mark Twain read an announcement of his death in a newspaper. He...

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the...

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed...

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out...

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of...

There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing （耕地） ,...

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet...

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I...

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor...

Three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹嘘，炫耀） their skills. "A man came...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some...

Paddy 帕蒂

Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very...

A man went to London to visit a friend. He stayed far longer than was...

One day, a professor asked his students: "If you have only three days to...

A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy...

On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my...

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding . One of...