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The divorce 离婚
John had waited for months to get a divorce and now he was free from his...
How much does it cost? 花多少钱?
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out...
Who is right 谁是对的
After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: "You should remember...
I wrote 我写的
One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of...
A forgetful man 健忘
Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.   Suddenly...
World war ii is over 二战已经结束
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest to confess.    "Well,...
That chicken was delicious 那只鸡实在是美味啊
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who...
Who is talking
An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to...
Did you know him 你认识他吗
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool...
Who is stupid? 谁是傻瓜?
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college...
Expensive advice 昂贵的建议
The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a...
Who is this 你是哪一个?
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One...
Repetition has many applications 学以致用
In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,   "The main thing...
At auction fair 拍卖会上
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document....
Are they worn out 还没穿破
"No," growled (咆哮) the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes....
Too many coats 墙衣太厚
After a two-week vacation, a man returned to his office and one of his...
Civil rights 公民权利
On the first day of an American history class, the professor assigned five...
How about the kitchen?
Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had...
Lifelong ambition 毕生愿望
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought...
Expensive price 昂贵的价格
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars...