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I've been trying to do that for years
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had...
Saving lives 救人
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in...
To be on the safe side 保证没走错
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way...
Two tickets please
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his...
Knife and drum 刀和鼓
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for...
The cost of marriage 婚姻的成本
The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it...
Warning 提醒
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in...
I wasn't asleep 我没有睡着
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied . The...
Keep the change 零钱不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar , I got into an argument with...
Asking for a raise 要求加薪
At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office...
交通事故
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car...
A stubborn horse 倔强的马
The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for...
Fill it with water!
Osama Bin Laden , a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the...
The gambler 赌徒
A gambler carried $1000 from home and went to casino. A few hours later, he...
Simple calculation 简单估算费
A housewife didn't know how to estimate the cost of living, so she asked her...
Good excuse 巧妙的借口
Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for...
Mistake her for snow 误以为是雪
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always...
Competition 竞赛
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?   Jon: I won it in a race.  ...
Secret for a long life 长寿秘诀
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch (门廊) ....
I could do it slower 我可以干得慢一些
I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?...