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A welcome guest 受欢迎的听众
One afternoon while I was talking to a professor, my two-year-old daughter...
Crazy driver 疯狂的司机
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his...
One real man 一个真正的男子汉
One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the...
He swore to die 他曾发誓要死
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty...
Ground rules 基本原则
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape...
Prepare yourself 自己做好准备
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his...
Office christmas party 办公室圣诞晚会
"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man...
I'm not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊
I'm not having it all cut off Miles sometime went to the barber's during...
The lowest grade 最低分
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I...
我家的聪明狗会买报纸
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news...
停车费
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan...
All-purpose dissolvent (万能溶剂)
A  young  man  saw  Edison, said : “I  wanna(=want  to )   develop  a  sort ...
Midway tactics 中间战术
Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a...
Real play 逼真的戏剧
Real Play    When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North...
3 doctors at heavans gate 3位医生在天堂门口
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let...
A pretentious scholar 自命不凡的学者
A pretentious (自命不凡的) scholar was keen to show off. One day when he was...
An unexpected call 意想不到的电话
Mrs. Brown dialed her daughter's number and sang out, "Hello, darling. How...
The plural form of "child" “孩子”的复数形式
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?   Tom: Men.   Teacher: Good. And...
双语笑话:天底下最傻的孩子
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,...
Tooth extraction 拔牙
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling...