Humors Shuangyu - English Story

Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note...

A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend...

Who was the first man A teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man?”...

A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she...

Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" John:...

A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model ...

Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in? Local yokel : Yes, sir. When I...

某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:凭我的造诣，没有什麽成语不知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我!! 於是同学纷纷发问.........

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic...

Father's Things When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as...

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the...

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several...

An old man went to the doctor and began to pour out his problems. As the...

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks,"...

A middle-aged couple went to the gallery. The wife who was nearsighted,...

There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell...

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children...

Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The...

A: Which do you find more important , money or friends? B: Friends, of...

"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour ....