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A cucumber, a carrot and a banana
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot...
Senioritis
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under...
Final exams
One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig...
Old clyde
One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this...
Excuse for speeding 超速的理由
Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police...
The itchy midget
A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls...
No manners? 没礼貌?
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You...
It is an oak tree 这是一棵橡树
One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays.   They...
Twenty four little hours
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news...
A whole hour 整整一小时
Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered...
The hat
Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said , "I'm going to go to the...
All-purpose dissolvent 万能溶剂
A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of  all-purpose...
We close at nine 我们9点关门
"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve...
Something is wrong with your cars
Robert was a clever young man and got on well with his classmates. They all...
The heaven and the hell
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory (炼狱) ,...
The ability of the kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
The ability of the Kangaroo The zoo built a special eight-foot-high...
Joke: so screwed
Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at his...
Do you know your monkey?
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.    He takes his first sip and sets...
This way to request 如是请求
I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small...
A great man 一名伟人
A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive...