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Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a...
It's too late 太晚了
A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would...
I'm a chicken 我是一只鸡
Psychiatrist : What's your problem?   Patient: I think I'm a chicken.  ...
A chihuahua in a bar
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash .   She sits...
Fit for tat 以牙还牙
The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a...
When time talks
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends...
What a way to go
There are two guys in a bar...one says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is...
Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer,"...
Beware the ides of march
It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by...
$250 due for a consultation 咨询费250美元
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed , beelines for a butcher shop and...
Joke: several affairs
First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful...
A blind beggar 醉汉和盲人乞丐
A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for...
Who signed the declaration of independence
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the...
I owe you for a float
Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago, when he was sixty, he...
I think that i'm a chicken 我想我是一只鸡
Psychiatrist : What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken....
Ways to report death 报丧方式
Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their...
The climate of new zealand 新西兰的气候
The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New...
How do i get the gum out
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was...
Joke: a doctor is complaining.....
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic , "Your fee is several times more per...
Like father like son 有其父必有其子
Once a boy's grandfather beat his grandson for playing with fire in the...