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An arrogant officer 傲慢的军官
A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The...
A real fortune-teller 真正的算命先生
While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a...
Bad drivers
There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his...
Trailer trash
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse ....
Oh, the cat came back...
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day...
Are you a redneck jedi?
You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, "May the force...
Return to sender
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process...
Three caves
In the Amazon rain forest, three explorers were walking. One was Irish,...
Tales from the seven seas
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their...
An old hunter 老猎人
An old hunter moved to a new place. He got lost in the wood several times. A...
Surrealists
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?   A: Two. One...
That is not my dog 那不是我的狗
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the...
Thirteen
A man is walking by an insane asylum (精神病院) and hears all the residents...
G. bush`s clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the...
Dinosaurs on economics
Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?   ...
Sitting swimmingly
Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born...
献错殷勤
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice...
Joke: jealous husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his...
What was it she wanted? 她要买什么?
What was it she wanted? A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No,...
Put my beard on again
A man who sold brooms went into a barber 's shop to get shaved. The barber...