Surrealists
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.
A man was a butterfingers（手脚笨拙的人） . He had been suffering from unemployment...
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an...
In 1990 the Swedes sent their first rocket up into outer space with a crew...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One...
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the...
A man is walking by an insane asylum （精神病院） and hears all the residents...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the...
Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...
Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born...
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his...
What was it she wanted? A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No,...
A man who sold brooms went into a barber 's shop to get shaved. The barber...