Humors Dumbpeople - English Story

I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other...

Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom....

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his...

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a...

"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming...

What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and...

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his...

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey...

The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all...

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded....

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white...

Tie and water

A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up...

Psychology

Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship...

The shopkeeper was dismayed（吃惊） when a brand new business much like his own...

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any...

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around...

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a...

A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get...

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old...