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ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in...
Be careful what you wish for
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th...
My little dog can't read 我的狗不识字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!   Mrs. Smith:...
It must be crowded 一定很拥挤
A teacher is telling his students, "The moon is very large. Several millions...
Fishing 钓鱼
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent...
Absent-minded mark twain 心不在焉的马克・吐温
The famous American writer Mark Twain was well-known for his...
Farmer
What do you call a basement full of farmers? A whine-cellar
I dream of jeannie
Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a...
三个盗贼 three robber
A brunette(深色的), a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a...
Joke: beer for geeks
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read...
Letter home
(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma...
A smart housewife
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only...
Stupid question
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people...
Psychiatrist 精神病医生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist . "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time...
Goethes tolerance 歌德的容忍
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck...
A tiny room
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into...
A stingy guy
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝啬的) and hated...
Safe and sound
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day....
A proof 证明
A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was...
Bubba is dead
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly...