Safe and sound
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering（蹒跚的） under a huge buck（雄鹿） .
"Where's Harry?", asked another hunter.
"He fainted a couple miles up the trail," Harry's partner answered.
"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"
"It was a tough decision," said the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."