Humors Dumbpeople - English Story

Last week I went to the theatre . I had a good seat . The play was...

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices...

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man....

"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed...

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when...

Mother had decided to trim（修剪，整理） her household（家庭的，日常的） budget wherever...

As a newly commissinaed infantry （步兵） lieutenant , I was eager to set an...

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad , and is...

Buy the ice

Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he...

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist. They waited in the Doctor's...

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of...

1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil,...

Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want...

One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: "Roger, there's a meeting at...

Airplane

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the...

How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the...

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool...

A: "What's the purpose of the propeller ?" B: "To keep the pilot cool. If...

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most...

A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain...