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Peeing-eye dog
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to...
A foolish chicken
Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his...
Zizz...
The preacher(传教士,牧师) was vexed (焦急的,生气的) because a certain member of his...
How his pig's doing
Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual...
我看见五头驴
One day a farmer bought four donkeys in the marketplace in the village.   He...
Joke: small head
A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an...
The umbrella 雨伞
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put...
An opponent lost his head
While making a long, dull speech, a politician received a great deal of...
Ze french art thief
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.  ...
Class, lass and ass 班级、情人和蠢驴
Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next...
Super model crash
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super...
Proper job placement
Methods from Human Resources...   1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.   2....
Logic 哪一门逻辑
Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment,...
The name of a poet 诗人的名字
The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory...
Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined...
Southern piece
After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern...
Organization plan of the future
The exec(执行,主任参谋) was making a presentation to the company board: "Computers...
An economical budget 节俭预算
I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.   Next to...
Tempting terrorism
Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They...
Insane dialogue
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"  ...