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A vacation cruise 假日巡航游
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100....
Three men in a boat 三人同舟
Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the...
Joke: set it free
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always...
Only cash and credit cards
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the...
The revenge 欺骗的代价
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Five months older 大五个月
Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join...
A piece of yellow paper
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for...
Watermelons with cyanide
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he...
令人喷饭的雅思作文经典笑话
“笑果”指数 ★   I don't have time to read, because I must study.   Studying...
Tips for red necks
IN GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify...
Frog 青蛙
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you...
Redneck letter
Dear son, Im writing this slow cause i know you cant read fast. Your pop...
Support a family
The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"...
What's your business?
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture...
To prove it 验证
Someone asked a little boy: "Is a pound of lead heavier than a pound of...
Grass eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass...
No connection with medicine 与药无关
When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said:...
As the elegant demeanor was 风采依旧
Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he...
Take thee to a nunnery
Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a...
My dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But...