Computer redneck
10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:
- The monitor is up on blocks
- Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
- The six front keys have rotted out
- The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them
- The numeric keypad only goes up to six
- The password is BUBBA
- There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU
- There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
- The keyboard is camouflaged
- And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'