English Reader

Fantasy island

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
 
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
 
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
 
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
 
Man: "It's been ten years!"
 
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
 
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
 
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
 
Man: "It's been ten years" 
 
The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
 
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
 
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
 
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"