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Whale of a tale
Willie the Whale and his whale girlfriend, Monica, are swimming happily...
I was pushing you
One day a monkey who was very hungry met with a turtle creeping along the...
Brave rats
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about(吹嘘,炫耀) their...
Three turtles 三只乌龟
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the...
A lonely frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future...
Cooking instructions
ccording to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal...
I want to suck your blood
Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the...
I do not recognize you
Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab , went to see what happens,...
I cant let him get away 不能让他跑了
I Cant Let Him Get Away   A male crab (螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her...
Amazing pig
A homeless man stops at a farmhouse to beg to spend the night. The farmer...
Horsing around
Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training. One says...
Poisonous
Two snakes were slithering through a field . One snake turned to the other...
The smartest dog ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his...
Book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on...
The clever dog
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news...
Clever dog
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the...
My dog 'sex'
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex"....
How many dogs does it take
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?              Golden...
Does your dog bite
There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting...
Two roaches 两只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a...