Respectable boyfriend

Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable（值得尊敬的） ?"

"Of cause he is, Mom. He's thrifty（节约的，茂盛的） , doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."

Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered （浪费） when...

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's...

Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His...

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what...

A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a...

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While...

A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he...

A big –game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest. One day the...

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her...

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into...