You are too late 你太晚了
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
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