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Blondes at a lightbulb

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. 
 
One of them decides to call 911.
 
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
 
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
 
Blonde: Yes.
 
Operator: The power in the house in on?
 
Blonde: Of course.
 
Operator: And the switch is on?
 
Blonde: Yes, yes.
 
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
 
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
 
Operator: Then what's the problem?
 
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.