Bedtime prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"

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Bedtime prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples...

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