英语笑话： pretty or ugly?
Bridget asks her son Paul, “Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?”
“A bit of both, actually,” replies the teenager.
“How do you mean that?” asks the puzzled Bridget.
“I’d say you’re pretty ugly.”
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