A lawyer and a pig
Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A: Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!
What do you call an honest lawyer ? Broke .
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent （仁慈的） mood as he...
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? A: Nothing, there's...
The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her...
A crown court judge was out on the town one Friday evening, partaking of...
“Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting...
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch,...
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars . Only one could go...
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the...
A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your...