Assholes!

Honest lawyer

What do you call an honest lawyer ? Broke .

Early shopper

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent （仁慈的） mood as he...

Excess billing hours

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...

Assholes!

A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!" A man at...

It's sooooo coooooold

Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...

Three government contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in...

Change of jobs

A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring....

Dui?

Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was...

Old hooker

After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a...

What is 1+2?

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll...

Introductions

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar...

Who are crooks? 谁是骗子？

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half...

Attorney season

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid...