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The salary theory

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
 
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
 
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
 
Since:
 
Knowledge = Power
 Time = Money
 Knowledge = Work/Money.
 
Solving for Money, we get:
 
Money = Work / Knowledge.
 
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
 
Conclusion:
 
The less you know, the more you make.