Two aa batteries

Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and heads towards the back of the store.

"If I could come that way," she tells the retreating clerk, "I wouldn't need the batteries."

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Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. ...

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