The mood ring

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bed mood, it leaves a red mark on his foehead.

The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain...

Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally...

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it...

One day the husband comes home to his wife and she says to him, " Honey ,...

A couple of codgers（有怪癖的人） got into a quarrel and came before the local...

The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The...

Robert is twenty-six and works in a middle school. Two and a half years ago...

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really...

I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We...

A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation...

In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...