Politicians and lightbulbs
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss. The brain...
Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally...
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to...
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he...
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here...