年纪上40的男人不该穿什么
1. Baseball caps worn backward. Or forward, actually too.
不要反着戴棒球帽。好吧，正着也不行。
2. Hats that aren't Tilley Hats.
不要戴除蒂利帽之外任何带沿的帽子。
3. Tee-shirts that shrunk in the wash.
远离缩水的衬衫。
4. Anything that points an arrow to said expanding belly.
避免任何可能凸显啤酒肚的穿搭。
5. Yes, absolutely no Speedos under any circumstances.
再说一遍，不要穿紧身泳裤，任何时候都别穿。
7. Corduroy jackets with suede patches on the elbows.
胳膊肘带麂皮补丁装饰的灯芯绒夹克，别穿。
8. Dirty clothes of any kind.
记住，脏衣服毁人。
9. Mom jeans.
防火防盗，防妈妈裤（高腰牛仔裤）。
10. A hoodie with profanity on it.
穿印着脏话的连衫帽可不是个好习惯。