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《幸运查克》一

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Host: Yo, yo, yo, hold on to your pantyhose. The hostess with the mostest has got a toastess.
 
Bride: I just want to thank everybody for coming to share this day with us. I couldn't imagine being any happier than I am right now.
 
Guest: Wait till tonight, sweetheart.
 
Bride: I know it's a little unorthodox, but I'd also like to propose a toast...to Charlie Logan. Thank you, Charlie, for being my lucky charm. To Charlie!
 
Guests: To Charlie. To Charlie.
 
Woman: So, you're that Charlie?
 
Chuck: What Charlie?
 
Woman: You know, Charlie, the... the dentist.
 
Cam: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, no. Are you okay?
 
Guest: That's horrible. I'm all right.
 
Cam: I didn't... I didn't mean to. Sorry about that. Oh, jeez.
 
Chuck: Here you go.
 
Cam: Thanks.
 
Chuck: Sure.
 
Cam: Oh. There I am.
 
Chuck: Join us.
 
Cam: So, what did I miss?
 
Chuck: Not much. Same old... I do, I do. "You may kiss the bride." White cake with raspberry filling, and the doves being released, but the doves refuse to leave.
 
Cam: I'm Cam. I went to college with the bride.
 
Chuck: I'm Charlie. I used to date the bride.
 
Cam: Me, too. Well, no. I mean, it was a one-time-only experimental thing, sophomore year. We were young. And drunk.
 
Chuck: Is this person being dipped in acid? Waiter, could we have some chloroform for the singer? What are you going to sing? I'm thinking about doing Bon Jovi "Livin' On a Prayer."
 
Cam: Really? That's the one I was going to do.
 
Chuck: Oh, really?
 
Cam: No.
 
Chuck: So, Cam, what do you do?
 
Cam: I run the Penguin Habitat at Aqua World.
 
Chuck: Seriously, what do you do?
 
Cam: Seriously?
 
Chuck: Yeah.
 
Cam: I'm a serial killer. My passion is killing people I meet at weddings. What do you do?
 
Chuck: FBI. You're under arrest. Your run is over, Miss "Wexler," if that's your real name. Actually, I am a dentist.
 
Cam: You're a dentist? You'll love me. Perfect teeth. No cavities. Want to see?
 
Chuck: Oh, my! My legs!
 
Cam: I'm sorry. Water! Oh, no! I'm sorry. I'll just get in there and...

妙语佳句 活学活用
 
1. pantyhose: 袜裤;长筒袜裤
 
2. the hostess with the mostest: 最好的女主人,最迷人的女招待
 
3. unorthodox: 非传统的;不同寻常的;非惯常的
 
Did anything unorthodox happen during his interrogation?(在他的调查过程中没发生什么违反规定的事?)
 
4. propose a toast: 敬酒,举杯
 
Well, allow me to propose a toast to express my gratitude.(那, 允许我敬酒以表我的感激之情.)
 
5. lucky charm: 幸运符,护身符
 
I carry a lucky charm to protect me when I travel.(出门旅行时,我会带一会带来好运的护身符。)
 
6. acid: 迷幻药
 
7. serial killer: 连环杀手
 
8. under arrest: 被捕,批捕
 
9. Your run is over: 你跑不掉了。
 
10. cavity: 蛀牙,龋洞
 
There's a cavity in the boy's tooth.(这个男孩的牙上有一个洞。)