《美国派4：美国重逢》一
精彩对白
Stifler: Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers! Reggie, give me some love.
Reggie: Looking good, Stifler.
Stifler: Ladies, better be working hard, you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.
Colleague: Seriously?
Stifler: Bob, what are you doing here? Don't you know they fired your ass?
Bob: What?
Stifler: I'm just fucking with you. Or am I?
Bob: Hey!
Stifler: Coffee for the pretty lady?
Colleague: Sure, thanks.
Stifler: Let me know if you want some creamer with that. Hello, you. How are you? "Oh, I'm good, Stifmeister, 'cause you know what? 'Cause you're the best."- "Oh, I am the best." - "Yes, you are the..." "You know, I love you so much that I'm going to just have some fun down here." "Oh, yeah, yeah..."
Duraiswamy: What the hell are you doing?
Stifler: Jesus Christ! Shit, sorry, Mr. Duraiswamy. It's... I was just... That's good, it's all clean.
Duraiswamy: I told you to print out the morning numbers and put them on my desk, and you're making yourself at home?
Stifler: No, I just thought...
Duraiswamy: "I just thought..." I don't pay you to think. You are a temp.
Stifler: Yeah, about that. I feel like I'm being way underutilized here.
Duraiswamy: Oh, you do, do you? Thank you for telling me how you feel. Do you mind if I tell you how I feel? I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch, not the boss, the better off you will be.
Stifler: Fucker.
Duraiswamy: What was that?
Stifler: Nothing! Nothing, Mr. Duraiswamy. Fucker!
Michelle: You know, we still haven't discussed the whole bathtub incident.
Jim: Huh? Oh, that? That's... That... Don't worry about that. Well, I mean, you know, obviously, I would prefer it if I was the one that made you feel that way, but...
Michelle: I know how you feel. Every time I want to shop online and I start typing "Amazon," "amazingcollegesluts.com" pops up.
Jim: Amazing what? Okay, look, obviously we need to have more fun together. I promise you, this weekend, there is going to be plenty of Jim and Michelle time, okay?
Michelle: Hey!
Dad: Hello, sweetheart.
Michelle: How are you?
Dad: Oh! It's so good to see you.
Jim: Hey, Dad.
Michelle: Hello, son! Come here. Oh, no! Look who that is!
Dad: Look at this big bruiser! Oh, my goodness! He has grown. Look at him! Huh? Someone's got a little poopy diaper.
妙语佳句 活学活用
1. co-worker: 同事，合作者。
2. what the hell: 究竟，到底（表示不在乎、无可奈何、不耐烦等）
I've made a muck of it. What the hell can I do now?（我已经把事情弄得一团糟，现在该咋办呢？）
3. make oneself at home: 不拘束，别客气，随便。这里老板的意思是说：你倒在这儿逍遥自在?
4. temp: 临时工。也可以用作动词表示做临时工作
He's been temping for over a year now and wants a permanent job.（他做临时工作已一年多了，想找个固定的工作。）
5. underutilized: 未充分使用；大材小用。是一个非常正式的用词；同"underused"。
6. better off: 情况更好，更富裕
We'd be better off without them as neighbours.（要是没有这家邻居，我们就过得更愉快了。）
7. pop up: 突然弹出，突然出现
This question has poped up again.（这个问题又冒出来了。）
8. bruiser: 彪形大汉；拳击手；好斗的人
They looked like a couple of bruisers,and I didn't dare argue with them.（他们看起来像一对好斗的人，我不敢和他们争论。）