Hung like jesus
Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus?
A: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. She heard he was HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered （浪费） when...
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's...
Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? A: Stretch your arms straight...
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In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind...
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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His...
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what...
A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a...
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While...
A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he...
A big –game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One...